sorelatable:

How I feel after eating:

  • People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
  • Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell

We’re facing a long, hard journey. Maybe even harder than I can imagine, but it can’t be harder than our journey’s been so far, can it?

thewicked-eternity